Monday, April 26, 2010
Pandora's Box and Sawyer Stories part 2
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Pandora's Box, TCM Sawyer Stories and Thanksgiving news
Thursday, April 1, 2010
APRIL FOOLS DAY 2010
APRIL FOOLS DAY: 2010
BY
ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND
INT. HARLETT HOUSE
MARCH 31TH 2010
TONY HARLETT IS WATCHING TV WITH HIS WIFE MARY AND HIS SON BRIAN
EXT. HARLETT HOUSE
SAMANTHA HARLETT AND HER FRIENDS DANIEL AND JESSICA ARE STANDING OUTSIDE
DANIEL
I DON'T SEE WHY YOU WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA
SAMANTHA
JESSICA KNOWS SOME GUY THERE WHO KNOWS A GUY WHO CAN GET US INTO THAT NIGHTCLUB FAMOUS MUSICIANS STOP BY
JESSICA
YEAH, WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO... DEAL WITH WHATEVER SHIT OUR PARENTS BRING UP LATER
DANIEL
WELL I'M NOT
DANIEL WALKS AWAY FROM THE HOUSE AND DOWN THE STREET
JESSICA
I'LL GO AFTER HIM AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM
SAMANTHA
THANKS
SAMANTHA WALKS INTO THE HOUSE
INT. HARLETT HOUSE
APRIL 1ST 2010
APRIL FOOLS DAY
INT. SAMANTHA'S ROOM
SAMANTHA IS LYING IN BED, SLEEPING
SAMANTHA'S ALARM GOES OFF
SAMANTHA TURNS IT OFF AND GETS OUT OF BED
INT. KITCHEN
A MAN IS IN THE KITCHEN, HE IS DRESSED IN COVERALLS AND HAS A KNIFE IN HIS HAND
SAMANTHA WALKS DOWNSTAIRS AND INTO THE KITCHEN - THE MAN IS GONE
INT. LIVING ROOM
SAMANTHA WALKS INTO THE LIVING ROOM, THE FRONT DOOR IS OPEN
SAMANTHA CLOSES IT
SAMANTHA TURNS AROUND TO SEE A MAN WEARING HOCKEY MASK WITH A MACHETE IN HIS HAND - JASON VOORHEES
SAMANTHA
WHO ARE YOU
BEHIND JASON THE MAN WEARING COVERALLS STEPS OUT OF THE KITCHEN, HE'S WEARING A PALE WHITE MASK - MICHAEL MYERS
SAMANTHA
SHIT
SOMEONE STARTS WALKING DOWNSTAIRS
SAMANTHA
DADDY
THE MAN STOPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS, HE'S WEARING A PILGRIM COSTUME, HIS FACE IS SHROUDED IN DARKNESS AND HE HAS A CARVING KNIFE IN HIS HAND - JAKE LIVINGSTON
SAMANTHA RUNS TO A DOOR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS, SHE OPENS IT AND RUNS DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT
INT. BASEMENT
SAMANTHA SWITCHES THE LIGHT ON IN THE BASEMENT - SAMANTHA'S MOM MARY IS LYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD WITH BRIAN
SAMANTHA SCREAMS AND RUNS BACK UPSTAIRS
INT. HARLETT HOUSE
SAMANTHA WALKS OUT OF THE BASEMENT - NO ONE'S IN THE HOUSE
SAMANTHA RUNS UPSTAIRS
INT. SAMANTHA'S ROOM
SAMANTHA WALKS INTO HER ROOM - JAKE IS SITTING ON HER BED
SAMANTHA RUNS OUT OF HER ROOM
INT. HARLETT HOUSE
SAMANTHA RUNS DOWNSTAIRS, MICHAEL GRABS SAMANTHA
SAMANTHA SHAKES MICHAEL OFF AND RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN
INT. KITCHEN
SAMANTHA TAKES A KNIFE OF A DRAWER
MICHAEL WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN, JAKE AND JASON ARE BEHIND HIM
SAMANTHA TRIES TO STAB MICHAEL, BUT MICHAEL AVOIDS THE BLADE
TONY
STOP
MICHAEL TAKES HIS MASK OFF - IT'S ACTUALLY SAMANTHA'S DAD TONY
THE KNIFE FALLS OUT OF SAMANTHA'S HAND AND ONTO THE GROUND
JASON TAKES HIS MASK OFF - DANIEL
JAKE TAKES HIS SKI MASK OFF - JESSICA
SAMANTHA
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE DOOR TO THE BASEMENT OPENS, BRIAN AND MARY WALK OUT
JESSICA
WE TOLD THEM YOU WERE PLANING ON GOING TO FLORIDA
TONY
AND WE SAID WE SHOULD HANDLE THIS LIKE LOVING PARENTS
DANIEL
BUT THEN I CAME UP WITH THE HORROR MOVIE PLAN
JESSICA
APRIL FOOLS
SAMANTHA RUNS OUTSIDE
EXT. HARLETT HOUSE
SAMANTHA IS STANDING OUTSIDE, CRYING
SUDDENLY IT'S NIGHT
SOMEONE PUTS THEIR HAND ON SAMANTHA'S SHOULDER
SAMANTHA TURNS AROUND TO SEE - A PALE WOMAN WITH A BULLET IN HER HEAD, DESIREE CARTIER
DESIREE
THEY TRICKED YOU
SAMANTHA NODS HER HEAD
DESIREE
THEN YOU HAVE TO SETTLE THE SCORE
DESIREE TAKES OUT A GUN, SHE GIVES IT TO SAMANTHA
SAMANTHA
I... CAN'T
DESIREE
THEY HUMILIATED YOU... RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU
SUDDENLY IT'S DAY AGAIN
SAMANTHA LOOKS DOWN AT HER HAND AND SEES THE GUN
SAMANTHA WALKS INSIDE THE HOUSE
INT. HARLETT HOUSE
TONY, MARY, DANIEL, JESSICA AND BRIAN ARE STILL IN THE HOUSE
TONY
TOLD YOU SHE'D SEE THE JOKE
SAMANTHA AIMS THE GUN AT TONY'S HEAD
TONY
PUT THE GUN DOWN SWEETY
SAMANTHA SHOOTS TONY IN THE HEAD
JESSICA AND DANIEL TRY TO RUN FOR THE DOOR BUT SAMANTHA SHOOTS JESSICA IN THE CHEST
SAMANTHA SHOOTS DANIEL TWICE IN THE CHEST
BRIAN
SHE'S GONE CRAZY
SAMANTHA SHOOTS BRIAN IN THE HEAD
SAMANTHA DROPS THE GUN AND PICKS UP THE KITCHEN KNIFE THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR EARLIER
MARY TRIES TO RUN FOR THE FRONT DOOR BUT SAMANTHA JUMPS ON HER, PINNING HER TO THE FLOOR
SAMANTHA LOOKS MARY IN THE EYES AND BRINGS THE KNIFE CLOSER TO HER THROAT
SAMANTHA
APRIL FOOLS
SAMANTHA DROPS THE KNIFE AND WALKS OVER TO WHERE SHE LEFT THE GUN
MARY GETS UP, SLOWLY
SAMANTHA PICKS UP THE GUN, PUTS IT TO HER OWN HEAD, CLOSES HER EYES AND FIRES