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Wayne's World: Horror World - Prologue
WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD
PROLOGUE
BY
HORROR GIRL 28, ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, THOMAS SIMM AND JANE MCCARRAN
EXT. CAMPBELL HOUSE
AURORA, ILLINOIS
1994
WAYNE CAMPBELL IS STANDING AT THE FRONT DOOR - THE DOOR IS SLAMMED SHUT AND LOCKED FROM THE OTHER SIDE
STAN (V.O)
AND STAY OUT
EXT. ALGAR RESIDENCE
WAYNE IS STANDING OUTSIDE THE ALGAR HOUSE, HE RINGS THE DOORBELL AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE DOOR OPENS - A WAVE OF SMOKE IS EXPELLED FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE AND A LARGE, BALD MAN WITH NUMEROUS TATTOOS IS STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR, HIS NAME IS ALBERT
ALBERT
YES... WHAT DO YOU WANT
WAYNE
I WAS WONDERING IF MY FRIEND WAS HERE... THIS IS GARTH'S HOUSE RIGHT
ALBERT SHAKES HIS HEAD AND LOOKS BACK INTO THE HOUSE
ALBERT (SHOUTING)
MASTER ALGAR... SOME OAF FROM YOUR SCHOOL DAYS IS HERE
GARTH (V.O)
WHA...
GARTH WALKS OUT INTO THE HALL WITH HIS ARMS AROUND TWO HALF NAKED WOMEN
GARTH WALKS UP TO THE DOOR AND ALBERT STEPS AWAY
GARTH
DUDE
WAYNE
HEY MAN
GARTH
LIKE WHAT'S WRONG
WAYNE
MY STEP DAD KICKED ME OUT
GARTH
WHY
WAYNE
I THREW THE TV DOWN THE STAIRS AND BROKE THE GOLDFISH BOWL WITH MY GUITAR
GARTH
IS THE GUITAR OK
WAYNE
IT WAS AT FIRST BUT THEN STAN BURNT IT... ANYWAY HOW DID YOU BUY THIS PLACE
GARTH
I INVESTED SOME MONEY IN THE TOOTHPASTE BUSINESS
WAYNE
OH... OK SO CAN I STAY HERE FOR A FEW NIGHTS
GARTH
OF COURSE, COME ON IN AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
WAYNE
THANKS MAN
INT. ALGAR RESIDENCE
WAYNE AND AND GARTH ARE SITTING BY THE FIRE, WAYNE IS DRINKING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE CRYSTAL PEPSI
GARTH
I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL YOU
WAYNE
OH REALLY... WHY
GARTH PICKS UP A SMALL METAL BOX THAT WAS LYING BESIDE THE FIRE, OPENS IT AND TAKES OUT A BOOK - THE BOOK IS WRITTEN IN LANGUAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CHINESE AND CELTIC
WAYNE
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
GARTH
IT WAS MAILED TO ME BY SOMEONE CALLED WADE ALUCARD
WAYNE
SO WHY DID HE GIVE IT TO YOU AND WHAT IS IT
GARTH
THAT'S THING MAN, WADE ALUCARD DOESN'T EXIST
WAYNE
WOW... SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
GARTH
I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU SEE IT MAN
GARTH GIVES THE BOOK TO WAYNE, WAYNE OPENS IT AND TRIES TO READ IT
WAYNE
THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME, MAN
GARTH
WELL KEEP TRYING TO READ IT MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE RECOGNIZE SOMETHING
INT. WAYNE'S ROOM
WAYNE IS LYING IN BED READING THE BOOK GARTH GAVE HIM, BESIDE WAYNE IS ONE OF THE HALF NAKED WOMEN
WAYNE SEES SOMETHING IN THE BOOK HE RECOGNIZES
WAYNE
OH MY GOD
INT. GARTH'S ROOM
GARTH IS IN HIS ROOM SLEEPING BESIDE HIM IS THE OTHER HALF NAKED WOMAN
WAYNE RUNS INTO THE ROOM WITH THE BOOK IN HIS HANDS
WAYNE
GARTH WAKE UP
GARTH WAKES UP
GARTH
WHAT IS IT WAYNE
WAYNE
I KNOW WHAT THIS BOOK IS
GARTH GETS OUT OF BED, REVEALING HE IS WEARING GUNS AND ROSES PAJAMAS
GARTH
WHAT IS IT
WAYNE
THE NECRONOMICON DUDE
GARTH
WHAT'S THAT
WAYNE
YOU REMEMBER MAN, THE EVIL DEAD MOVIES
GARTH
BRUCE CAMPBELL YEAH, THOSE MOVIES WERE AWESOME
WAYNE SHOWS GARTH THE BOOK AND POINTS TO A PICTURE ON ONE OF THE PAGES - THE PICTURE IS OF A FACE, BELOW IT IS A VERSE
GARTH
SO WHAT DO WE DO MAN
WAYNE
WELL THE WAY I SEE IT IS WE COULD STAY IN THIS UNIVERSE AND ACHIEVE NOTHING... OR WE COULD USE THIS BOOK TO TRAVEL TO OTHER DIMENSIONS
GARTH
YEAH... BUT HOW DO WE USE IT
WAYNE
EASY... ALL I HAVE TO DO IS READ ONE OF THESE SENTENCES AND WE WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE AND PLACED IN ANOTHER
GARTH
THEN DO IT MAN
WAYNE
... BUT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALL OF THIS, ALL OF YOUR MONEY WOULD BE GONE
GARTH
EVER SINCE I GOT ALL THIS MONEY, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING... FUN, YEAH OK I DID TRAVEL TO ENGLAND AND KICKED ONE OF THOSE PALACE GUARDS IN THE BALLS... BUT NOTHING AWESOME LIKE BEFORE
WAYNE
OK THEN... (WAYNE STARTS READING THE BOOK)
NOTHING HAPPENS
GARTH
TRY AGAIN MAN
WAYNE
(WAYNE STARTS READING FROM THE BOOK AGAIN)
NOTHING HAPPENS
GARTH
ONE LAST TIME
WAYNE READS THE VERSE BELOW THE PICTURE
WAYNE
KLATTU VERATA NIKTO
A ORANGE PORTAL OPENS BESIDE THE DOOR
GARTH
WHOA... AWESOME
WAYNE
LETS GO
WAYNE AND GARTH WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL
HORROR WORLD
EXT. EVIL TOWN
WAYNE AND GARTH WALK OUT THE OTHER END OF THE PORTAL, WAYNE AND GARTH ARE IN A WORLD WHERE THE SKY IS BLACK AND AROUND THEM ARE PEOPLE DRESSED IN COSTUMES CALLED TREATERS, SOME LOOK LIKE DEMONS, THE ENTIRE "TOWN" LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ON FOREVER, THE TREATERS START NOTICING THEM, STOPPING AND STARING AT WAYNE AND GARTH
THE PORTAL CLOSES AND THE BOOK DISAPPEARS IN WAYNE'S HANDS
THE TREATERS START TO SURROUND WAYNE AND GARTH
SUDDENLY THE TREATERS START TO RUN AWAY
WAYNE
I WONDER WHAT FRIGHTENED THEM
MAN (V.O)
I AM AFRAID THAT WAS ME
STANDING TO THE LEFT OF WAYNE AND GARTH ARE THREE PEOPLE, ONE: A MAN IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A RIPPED STRAITJACKET (THE WOLFMAN) TWO: A BLACK HAIRED WOMAN WITH A PALE FACE (DEATH) THREE: A BLACK HAIRED MAN WITH A FRIGHTENING FACE, WEARING A SUIT WITH A BOW TIE AND A CAPE (COUNT DRACULA)
COUNT DRACULA
ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE
CHAPTER 1 ------ OCTOBER 2010