Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Wayne's World: Horror World - Prologue

WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD

PROLOGUE

BY

HORROR GIRL 28, ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, THOMAS SIMM AND JANE MCCARRAN

EXT. CAMPBELL HOUSE

AURORA, ILLINOIS

1994

WAYNE CAMPBELL IS STANDING AT THE FRONT DOOR - THE DOOR IS SLAMMED SHUT AND LOCKED FROM THE OTHER SIDE

STAN (V.O)

AND STAY OUT

EXT. ALGAR RESIDENCE

WAYNE IS STANDING OUTSIDE THE ALGAR HOUSE, HE RINGS THE DOORBELL AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE DOOR OPENS - A WAVE OF SMOKE IS EXPELLED FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE AND A LARGE, BALD MAN WITH NUMEROUS TATTOOS IS STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR, HIS NAME IS ALBERT

ALBERT

YES... WHAT DO YOU WANT

WAYNE

I WAS WONDERING IF MY FRIEND WAS HERE... THIS IS GARTH'S HOUSE RIGHT

ALBERT SHAKES HIS HEAD AND LOOKS BACK INTO THE HOUSE

ALBERT (SHOUTING)

MASTER ALGAR... SOME OAF FROM YOUR SCHOOL DAYS IS HERE

GARTH (V.O)

WHA...

GARTH WALKS OUT INTO THE HALL WITH HIS ARMS AROUND TWO HALF NAKED WOMEN

GARTH WALKS UP TO THE DOOR AND ALBERT STEPS AWAY

GARTH

DUDE

WAYNE

HEY MAN

GARTH

LIKE WHAT'S WRONG

WAYNE

MY STEP DAD KICKED ME OUT

GARTH

WHY

WAYNE

I THREW THE TV DOWN THE STAIRS AND BROKE THE GOLDFISH BOWL WITH MY GUITAR

GARTH

IS THE GUITAR OK

WAYNE

IT WAS AT FIRST BUT THEN STAN BURNT IT... ANYWAY HOW DID YOU BUY THIS PLACE

GARTH

I INVESTED SOME MONEY IN THE TOOTHPASTE BUSINESS

WAYNE

OH... OK SO CAN I STAY HERE FOR A FEW NIGHTS

GARTH

OF COURSE, COME ON IN AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE

WAYNE

THANKS MAN

INT. ALGAR RESIDENCE

WAYNE AND AND GARTH ARE SITTING BY THE FIRE, WAYNE IS DRINKING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE CRYSTAL PEPSI

GARTH

I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL YOU

WAYNE

OH REALLY... WHY

GARTH PICKS UP A SMALL METAL BOX THAT WAS LYING BESIDE THE FIRE, OPENS IT AND TAKES OUT A BOOK - THE BOOK IS WRITTEN IN LANGUAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CHINESE AND CELTIC

WAYNE

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

GARTH

IT WAS MAILED TO ME BY SOMEONE CALLED WADE ALUCARD

WAYNE

SO WHY DID HE GIVE IT TO YOU AND WHAT IS IT

GARTH

THAT'S THING MAN, WADE ALUCARD DOESN'T EXIST

WAYNE

WOW... SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

GARTH

I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU SEE IT MAN

GARTH GIVES THE BOOK TO WAYNE, WAYNE OPENS IT AND TRIES TO READ IT

WAYNE

THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME, MAN

GARTH

WELL KEEP TRYING TO READ IT MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE RECOGNIZE SOMETHING

INT. WAYNE'S ROOM

WAYNE IS LYING IN BED READING THE BOOK GARTH GAVE HIM, BESIDE WAYNE IS ONE OF THE HALF NAKED WOMEN

WAYNE SEES SOMETHING IN THE BOOK HE RECOGNIZES

WAYNE

OH MY GOD

INT. GARTH'S ROOM

GARTH IS IN HIS ROOM SLEEPING BESIDE HIM IS THE OTHER HALF NAKED WOMAN

WAYNE RUNS INTO THE ROOM WITH THE BOOK IN HIS HANDS

WAYNE

GARTH WAKE UP

GARTH WAKES UP

GARTH

WHAT IS IT WAYNE

WAYNE

I KNOW WHAT THIS BOOK IS

GARTH GETS OUT OF BED, REVEALING HE IS WEARING GUNS AND ROSES PAJAMAS

GARTH

WHAT IS IT

WAYNE

THE NECRONOMICON DUDE

GARTH

WHAT'S THAT

WAYNE

YOU REMEMBER MAN, THE EVIL DEAD MOVIES

GARTH

BRUCE CAMPBELL YEAH, THOSE MOVIES WERE AWESOME

WAYNE SHOWS GARTH THE BOOK AND POINTS TO A PICTURE ON ONE OF THE PAGES - THE PICTURE IS OF A FACE, BELOW IT IS A VERSE

GARTH

SO WHAT DO WE DO MAN

WAYNE

WELL THE WAY I SEE IT IS WE COULD STAY IN THIS UNIVERSE AND ACHIEVE NOTHING... OR WE COULD USE THIS BOOK TO TRAVEL TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

GARTH

YEAH... BUT HOW DO WE USE IT

WAYNE

EASY... ALL I HAVE TO DO IS READ ONE OF THESE SENTENCES AND WE WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE AND PLACED IN ANOTHER

GARTH

THEN DO IT MAN

WAYNE

... BUT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALL OF THIS, ALL OF YOUR MONEY WOULD BE GONE

GARTH

EVER SINCE I GOT ALL THIS MONEY, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING... FUN, YEAH OK I DID TRAVEL TO ENGLAND AND KICKED ONE OF THOSE PALACE GUARDS IN THE BALLS... BUT NOTHING AWESOME LIKE BEFORE

WAYNE

OK THEN... (WAYNE STARTS READING THE BOOK)

NOTHING HAPPENS

GARTH

TRY AGAIN MAN

WAYNE

(WAYNE STARTS READING FROM THE BOOK AGAIN)

NOTHING HAPPENS

GARTH

ONE LAST TIME

WAYNE READS THE VERSE BELOW THE PICTURE

WAYNE

KLATTU VERATA NIKTO

A ORANGE PORTAL OPENS BESIDE THE DOOR

GARTH

WHOA... AWESOME

WAYNE

LETS GO

WAYNE AND GARTH WALK THROUGH THE PORTAL

HORROR WORLD

EXT. EVIL TOWN

WAYNE AND GARTH WALK OUT THE OTHER END OF THE PORTAL, WAYNE AND GARTH ARE IN A WORLD WHERE THE SKY IS BLACK AND AROUND THEM ARE PEOPLE DRESSED IN COSTUMES CALLED TREATERS, SOME LOOK LIKE DEMONS, THE ENTIRE "TOWN" LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ON FOREVER, THE TREATERS START NOTICING THEM, STOPPING AND STARING AT WAYNE AND GARTH

THE PORTAL CLOSES AND THE BOOK DISAPPEARS IN WAYNE'S HANDS

THE TREATERS START TO SURROUND WAYNE AND GARTH

SUDDENLY THE TREATERS START TO RUN AWAY

WAYNE

I WONDER WHAT FRIGHTENED THEM

MAN (V.O)

I AM AFRAID THAT WAS ME

STANDING TO THE LEFT OF WAYNE AND GARTH ARE THREE PEOPLE, ONE: A MAN IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A RIPPED STRAITJACKET (THE WOLFMAN) TWO: A BLACK HAIRED WOMAN WITH A PALE FACE (DEATH) THREE: A BLACK HAIRED MAN WITH A FRIGHTENING FACE, WEARING A SUIT WITH A BOW TIE AND A CAPE (COUNT DRACULA)

COUNT DRACULA

ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE

CHAPTER 1 ------ OCTOBER 2010