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Wayne's World: Horror World - Chapter 2
WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD
CHAPTER 2
BY
HORROR GIRL 28, SOPHIE MCCAUSLAND, JANE MCCARRAN, ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, THOMAS SIMM AND DANI SIMM
EXT. PYNDINGARVILLE
WAYNE AND GARTH ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, IT'S SNOWING AND CAROLERS CAN BE HEARD
WAYNE IS FLICKING THROUGH THE BOOK
WAYNE
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
GARTH
CAN'T YOU FIND THE PAGE
WAYNE
NO
A POLICE CAR DRIVES UP TO WAYNE AND GARTH - IT'S SIREN IS ON
SHERIFF JOHN LEIGH GETS OUT OF THE CAR
SHERIFF
HOW DID YOU TWO GET HERE
WAYNE
THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN
SHERIFF
... WELL I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER... ANY VISITOR TO PYNDINGARVILLE IS A FRIEND OF MINE... SAY CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE ANYWHERE
GARTH
ACTUALLY THERE'S A GUY BACK THERE AND HE RIPPED ONE OF HIS ARMS OFF
SHERIFF
OH THAT'S PROBABLY JUST... CRAZY JOE
WAYNE
SHOULDN'T WE HELP HIM
SHERIFF
HE'S PROBABLY REATTACHING THOSE LIMBS AS WE SPEAK... NOW CAN I TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
WAYNE
SURE... IS THERE A MALL PYNDINGARVILLE
SHERIFF
NO MALL... WORK OF SATAN HIMSELF
GARTH
ANY PLACE TO GET SOME FOOD
SHERIFF
WELL THERE IS THE OLD CORRIGAN RESTAURANT
WAYNE
LET'S GO THERE
SHERIFF
WELL HOP IN AND WE'LL GO
WAYNE AND GARTH GET INTO THE CAR
EXT. CORRIGAN RESTAURANT
THE SHERIFF DRIVES UP TO THE CORRIGAN RESTAURANT AND STOPS JUST OUTSIDE IT - WAYNE AND GARTH GET OUT OF THE CAR
SHERIFF
YOU KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME... I'LL BE BACK LATER TO CHECK UP ON YOU
THE SHERIFF DRIVES AWAY
WAYNE
WHAT A WEIRD GUY
GARTH
YEAH
WAYNE OPENS THE DOOR TO THE RESTAURANT
INT. CORRIGAN RESTAURANT
WAYNE AND GARTH WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT, CLOSING THE DOOR BEHIND THEM - THE RESTAURANT IS RUN DOWN, THE SEATS ARE TORN AND AN OLD MAN CALLED JACOB IS SITTING BEHIND A DESK
WAYNE AND GARTH WALK UP TO JACOB
WAYNE
HEY, CAN WE GET SOME FOOD
JACOB
... NEWCOMERS... WAS WAITIN FOR YOU... I'LL GET YOU YOUR FOOD
JACOB WALKS THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS BEHIND HIM INTO THE KITCHEN
GARTH
MAN I'M GETTING A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE
WAYNE
WELL WE CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL WE FIND THE PAGE WITH THE SPELL ON IT
WAYNE AND GARTH SIT AT A NEAR BY TABLE AND WAYNE STARTS FLICKING THROUGH THE BOOK
JACOB COMES OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH TWO PLATES OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE ROASTED NOSE - JACOB DROPS THE PLATES INSTANTLY WHEN HE SEES THE BOOK
JACOB
THAT BOOK (JACOB STARTS SMILING) IS... A CURSE TO ALL WHO OWN IT
WAYNE
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT IT
JACOB
I HAVE HEARD THINGS... ABOUT A BOOK... A DEMON BOOK (JACOB STARTS TO LAUGH) YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO DIE
WAYNE
WELL THAT WAS AN AWESOME LUNCH... WE HAVE TO GO, COME ON GARTH
WAYNE PICKS UP THE BOOK AND RUNS OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH GARTH
EXT. PYNDINGARVILLE
WAYNE AND GARTH ARE WALKING DOWN ONE OF THE STREETS WHEN MOTORCYCLE TURNS A CORNER AND HEADS TOWARD THEM - THERE ARE TWO GIRLS ON IT CALLED BERNICE AND ALICE
BERNICE
HEY GUYS
ALICE
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD ASS TOWN
WAYNE
NO WE JUST ARRIVED
BERNICE
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO EAT
GARTH POINTS BACK AT THE RESTAURANT
GARTH
DON'T GO IN THERE
ALICE
OK... I'M ALICE BY THE WAY
BERNICE
AND I'M BERNICE
WAYNE
I'M WAYNE THIS IS MY FRIEND GARTH
ALICE
AWESOME... WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE (ALICE POINTS TO THE BOOK)
WAYNE
OH IT'S... JUST A BOOK I PICKED UP I'M TRYING TO FIND A PAGE IN IT BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT
ALICE
CAN I TRY AND FIND IT
WAYNE GIVES ALICE THE BOOK
ALICE
DO YOU REMEMBER SOME OF THE WORDS ON THE PAGE
WAYNE
KLATTU NECTO
ALICE
STRANGE... AND SO ARE SOME OF THESE PAGES WHAT KIND OF BOOK IS THIS
THE SHERIFF'S CAR COMES AROUND THE CORNER FOLLOWED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SPITTING BLOOD - THE SHERIFF'S CAR STOPS AND THE PEOPLE STOP WITH IT - THE SHERIFF GETS OUT
SHERIFF
NOW YA SEE... WE DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO PEOPLE COMING INTO OUR TOWN... WE AREN'T SOME GOD FORSAKEN TOURIST DESTINATION
BERNICE
THAT'S OK WE'LL LEAVE
SHERIFF
OH YOU DON'T GET THAT CHANCE... NEKAROO GET OVER HERE
A TALL MAN CALLED NEKAROO STEPS OUT OF THE CROWD OF PEOPLE BEHIND THE SHERIFF'S CAR
SHERIFF
BEAT THEM DOWN
ALICE
I FOUND SOMETHING... KLAATU VERATA NICTO
AN ORANGE PORTAL OPENS IN FRONT OF ALICE
WAYNE
COME ON IT'S OUR WAY OUT OF HERE
WAYNE AND GARTH RUN INTO THE PORTAL, ALICE QUICKLY SHRUGS AND FOLLOWS ALONG WITH BERNICE - THE PORTAL CLOSES LEAVING THE CROWD IN SHOCK
EXT. HARVEST TOWN
THE ORANGE PORTAL OPENS AS WAYNE, GARTH, ALICE AND BERNICE STEP OUT INTO ANOTHER SMALL TOWN
ALICE GIVES THE BOOK TO GARTH
ALICE
WHAT WAS THAT, WHERE ARE WE
WAYNE
WE'RE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
ALICE
WHAT
WAYNE
THE BOOK CAN TAKE US TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
GARTH
WAYNE
WAYNE
WE STARTED LOOKING FOR SOME ADVENTURES BUT WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME
GARTH
WAYNE
ALICE
WELL THIS LOOKS NORMAL
GARTH
WAYNE
WAYNE
WHAT
GARTH
THE BOOK
GARTH THROWS THE BOOK AWAY JUST AS IT SPONTANEOUSLY CATCHES FIRE IN SECONDS THE BOOK TURNS TO DUST - GARTH'S HANDS ARE RED
JUST UP THE STREET A FIGURE OF A MAN IS WATCHING WAYNE, GARTH, ALICE AND BERNICE, THE MAN IS HAS NO DISTINGUISHING FEATURES HE IS JUST THE SHAPE OF A MAN
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