Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Wayne's World: Horror World - Chapter 2

WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD

CHAPTER 2

BY

HORROR GIRL 28, SOPHIE MCCAUSLAND, JANE MCCARRAN, ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, THOMAS SIMM AND DANI SIMM

EXT. PYNDINGARVILLE

WAYNE AND GARTH ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, IT'S SNOWING AND CAROLERS CAN BE HEARD

WAYNE IS FLICKING THROUGH THE BOOK

WAYNE

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS

GARTH

CAN'T YOU FIND THE PAGE

WAYNE

NO

A POLICE CAR DRIVES UP TO WAYNE AND GARTH - IT'S SIREN IS ON

SHERIFF JOHN LEIGH GETS OUT OF THE CAR

SHERIFF

HOW DID YOU TWO GET HERE

WAYNE

THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN

SHERIFF

... WELL I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER... ANY VISITOR TO PYNDINGARVILLE IS A FRIEND OF MINE... SAY CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE ANYWHERE

GARTH

ACTUALLY THERE'S A GUY BACK THERE AND HE RIPPED ONE OF HIS ARMS OFF

SHERIFF

OH THAT'S PROBABLY JUST... CRAZY JOE

WAYNE

SHOULDN'T WE HELP HIM

SHERIFF

HE'S PROBABLY REATTACHING THOSE LIMBS AS WE SPEAK... NOW CAN I TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

WAYNE

SURE... IS THERE A MALL PYNDINGARVILLE

SHERIFF

NO MALL... WORK OF SATAN HIMSELF

GARTH

ANY PLACE TO GET SOME FOOD

SHERIFF

WELL THERE IS THE OLD CORRIGAN RESTAURANT

WAYNE

LET'S GO THERE

SHERIFF

WELL HOP IN AND WE'LL GO

WAYNE AND GARTH GET INTO THE CAR

EXT. CORRIGAN RESTAURANT

THE SHERIFF DRIVES UP TO THE CORRIGAN RESTAURANT AND STOPS JUST OUTSIDE IT - WAYNE AND GARTH GET OUT OF THE CAR

SHERIFF

YOU KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME... I'LL BE BACK LATER TO CHECK UP ON YOU

THE SHERIFF DRIVES AWAY

WAYNE

WHAT A WEIRD GUY

GARTH

YEAH

WAYNE OPENS THE DOOR TO THE RESTAURANT

INT. CORRIGAN RESTAURANT

WAYNE AND GARTH WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT, CLOSING THE DOOR BEHIND THEM - THE RESTAURANT IS RUN DOWN, THE SEATS ARE TORN AND AN OLD MAN CALLED JACOB IS SITTING BEHIND A DESK

WAYNE AND GARTH WALK UP TO JACOB

WAYNE

HEY, CAN WE GET SOME FOOD

JACOB

... NEWCOMERS... WAS WAITIN FOR YOU... I'LL GET YOU YOUR FOOD

JACOB WALKS THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS BEHIND HIM INTO THE KITCHEN

GARTH

MAN I'M GETTING A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE

WAYNE

WELL WE CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL WE FIND THE PAGE WITH THE SPELL ON IT

WAYNE AND GARTH SIT AT A NEAR BY TABLE AND WAYNE STARTS FLICKING THROUGH THE BOOK

JACOB COMES OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH TWO PLATES OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE ROASTED NOSE - JACOB DROPS THE PLATES INSTANTLY WHEN HE SEES THE BOOK

JACOB

THAT BOOK (JACOB STARTS SMILING) IS... A CURSE TO ALL WHO OWN IT

WAYNE

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT IT

JACOB

I HAVE HEARD THINGS... ABOUT A BOOK... A DEMON BOOK (JACOB STARTS TO LAUGH) YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO DIE

WAYNE

WELL THAT WAS AN AWESOME LUNCH... WE HAVE TO GO, COME ON GARTH

WAYNE PICKS UP THE BOOK AND RUNS OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH GARTH

EXT. PYNDINGARVILLE

WAYNE AND GARTH ARE WALKING DOWN ONE OF THE STREETS WHEN MOTORCYCLE TURNS A CORNER AND HEADS TOWARD THEM - THERE ARE TWO GIRLS ON IT CALLED BERNICE AND ALICE

BERNICE

HEY GUYS

ALICE

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD ASS TOWN

WAYNE

NO WE JUST ARRIVED

BERNICE

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO EAT

GARTH POINTS BACK AT THE RESTAURANT

GARTH

DON'T GO IN THERE

ALICE

OK... I'M ALICE BY THE WAY

BERNICE

AND I'M BERNICE

WAYNE

I'M WAYNE THIS IS MY FRIEND GARTH

ALICE

AWESOME... WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE (ALICE POINTS TO THE BOOK)

WAYNE

OH IT'S... JUST A BOOK I PICKED UP I'M TRYING TO FIND A PAGE IN IT BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT

ALICE

CAN I TRY AND FIND IT

WAYNE GIVES ALICE THE BOOK

ALICE

DO YOU REMEMBER SOME OF THE WORDS ON THE PAGE

WAYNE

KLATTU NECTO

ALICE

STRANGE... AND SO ARE SOME OF THESE PAGES WHAT KIND OF BOOK IS THIS

THE SHERIFF'S CAR COMES AROUND THE CORNER FOLLOWED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SPITTING BLOOD - THE SHERIFF'S CAR STOPS AND THE PEOPLE STOP WITH IT - THE SHERIFF GETS OUT

SHERIFF

NOW YA SEE... WE DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO PEOPLE COMING INTO OUR TOWN... WE AREN'T SOME GOD FORSAKEN TOURIST DESTINATION

BERNICE

THAT'S OK WE'LL LEAVE

SHERIFF

OH YOU DON'T GET THAT CHANCE... NEKAROO GET OVER HERE

A TALL MAN CALLED NEKAROO STEPS OUT OF THE CROWD OF PEOPLE BEHIND THE SHERIFF'S CAR

SHERIFF

BEAT THEM DOWN

ALICE

I FOUND SOMETHING... KLAATU VERATA NICTO

AN ORANGE PORTAL OPENS IN FRONT OF ALICE

WAYNE

COME ON IT'S OUR WAY OUT OF HERE

WAYNE AND GARTH RUN INTO THE PORTAL, ALICE QUICKLY SHRUGS AND FOLLOWS ALONG WITH BERNICE - THE PORTAL CLOSES LEAVING THE CROWD IN SHOCK

EXT. HARVEST TOWN

THE ORANGE PORTAL OPENS AS WAYNE, GARTH, ALICE AND BERNICE STEP OUT INTO ANOTHER SMALL TOWN

ALICE GIVES THE BOOK TO GARTH

ALICE

WHAT WAS THAT, WHERE ARE WE

WAYNE

WE'RE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE

ALICE

WHAT

WAYNE

THE BOOK CAN TAKE US TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

GARTH

WAYNE

WAYNE

WE STARTED LOOKING FOR SOME ADVENTURES BUT WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME

GARTH

WAYNE

ALICE

WELL THIS LOOKS NORMAL

GARTH

WAYNE

WAYNE

WHAT

GARTH

THE BOOK

GARTH THROWS THE BOOK AWAY JUST AS IT SPONTANEOUSLY CATCHES FIRE IN SECONDS THE BOOK TURNS TO DUST - GARTH'S HANDS ARE RED

JUST UP THE STREET A FIGURE OF A MAN IS WATCHING WAYNE, GARTH, ALICE AND BERNICE, THE MAN IS HAS NO DISTINGUISHING FEATURES HE IS JUST THE SHAPE OF A MAN

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