Saturday, October 30, 2010

Pandora's Box Halloween Episode


Wayne's World: Horror World - Chapter 1

WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD

BY

ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, HORROR GIRL 28, JANE MCCARRAN AND SOPHIE MCCAUSLAND

EXT. EVIL TOWN

COUNT DRACULA, THE WOLFMAN AND DEATH HAVE WAYNE AND GARTH CORNERED

COUNT DRACULA

SO WHO ARE YOU

GARTH

WAYNE, I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

WAYNE

I KNOW MAN... WAIT IS THAT GUY THE WOLFMAN

GARTH

... YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE LON CHANEY JR

COUNT DRACULA

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

WOLFMAN

LET US KILL THEM

GARTH

WELL HE'S THE WOLFMAN BUT WHO'S SHE

DEATH

I AM DEATH

WAYNE

LIKE THE GRIM REAPER

DEATH PUTS HER HAND ON WAYNE'S ARM, WAYNE FALLS TO THE GROUND, DEAD

COUNT DRACULA

RESTORE HIM

DEATH PUTS HER HAND BACK ON WAYNE'S ARM - WAYNE JUMPS UP

GARTH

WAYNE, MAN ARE YOU OK

WAYNE

I THINK I SAW MY GRANDMA

COUNT DRACULA

YOU AMUSE US, WHO ARE YOU

WAYNE

WELL I'M WAYNE AND THIS IS MY FRIEND GARTH, WE'RE JUST HERE VISITING

COUNT DRACULA

VISITING FROM WHERE

GARTH

IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN

WAYNE

WE COME FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE

COUNT DRACULA SMILES SINISTERLY

COUNT DRACULA

YOU MUST BE TIRED

WAYNE

WELL, NO WE'RE PRETTY WELL RESTED

COUNT DRACULA

WELL THEN YOU MUST AT LEAST BE HUNGRY

WAYNE

I AM A BIT YEAH

COUNT DRACULA

THEN I INVITE YOU TO MY HOME

INT. CASTLE DRACULA

WAYNE AND GARTH ARE LEAD INTO A OLD ROOM WITH NO FURNITURE IN IT BY WHAT LOOKS LIKE A GOBLIN

ANOTHER GOBLIN COMES INTO THE ROOM WITH TWO PLATES FULL OF POTATO CHIPS, HE GIVES ONE TO WAYNE AND ONE TO GARTH

WAYNE

AH, THANKS

THE GOBLINS LEAVE THE ROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM

GARTH

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY WHO LET US IN HERE

WAYNE

YEAH SOMETHING FAMILIAR

INT. CAMPBELL HOUSE

MORE YEARS THAN YOU WOULD THINK AGO

HALLOWEEN

AN 7 YEAR OLD WAYNE IS SITTING WITH HIS MOM AND WATCHING 1931's DRACULA - WAYNE IS TERRIFIED AND CLINGING TO A PILLOW

INT. ALGAR HOUSE

ONE YEAR EARLIER

HALLOWEEN

6 YEAR OLD GARTH IS WATCHING ELVIRA'S MOVIE MACABRE

ELVIRA

AND NOW... A GOOD MOVIE, FINALLY

GARTH

... OH MY GOD

INT. CASTLE DRACULA

WAYNE AND GARTH

COUNT DRACULA

WAYNE RUNS UP TO THE DOOR AND TRIES TO OPEN IT - IT DOESN'T OPEN

WAYNE AND GARTH SUDDENLY GET THROWN AGAINST THE WALL AND THE DOOR OPENS

DRACULA AND THE WOLFMAN WALK IN TO THE ROOM

DRACULA

NOW THEN HOW DID YOU GET HERE

WAYNE

...

DRACULA

DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A VAMPIRE

WAYNE

YEAH

DRACULA

I WILL DRAIN YOUR BLOOD YOU INSOLENT LITTLE

DEATH (V.O)

COUNT

DRACULA TURNS TO SEE DEATH HOLDING THE BOOK THAT BROUGHT WAYNE AND GARTH TO EVIL TOWN

DEATH

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN BROUGHT THIS TO ME

DRACULA TAKES THE BOOK OUT OF DEATH'S HAND AND OPENS A PAGE

DRACULA

I CAN'T READ THIS

GARTH

... LET US READ IT FOR YOU

WAYNE

YEAH IT'S IN A CODE ONLY WE KNOW

DRACULA HANDS THE BOOK TO WAYNE

DRACULA

FINE BUT IF YOU BETRAY ME... YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY

WAYNE OPENS A PAGE

WAYNE

KLATTU VERATA NIKTO

AN ORANGE PORTAL OPENS BETWEEN WAYNE AND GARTH AND DRACULA, WOLFMAN AND DEATH

WAYNE AND GARTH RUN AT THE PORTAL AND DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT IT - THE PORTAL CLOSES LEAVING DRACULA AND DEATH BEHIND

DRACULA

DAMN THEM... WHERES LAWRENCE

EXT. PyndingarVILLE

THE ORANGE PORTAL OPENS IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL TOWN, IT'S SNOWING

WAYNE

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK HOME

GARTH

YEAH

A MAN RUNS UP TO WAYNE AND GARTH, HE RIPS HIS RIGHT ARM OFF, BLOOD STARTS POURING OUT OF WHERE IS ARM WAS

MAN

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

THE MAN WALKS AWAY AND ACROSS THE STREET A WOMAN IS FEASTING ON THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF A RED NECK