Saturday, October 30, 2010
Wayne's World: Horror World - Chapter 1
WAYNE’S WORLD: HORROR WORLD
BY
ARTHUR MCCAUSLAND, HORROR GIRL 28, JANE MCCARRAN AND SOPHIE MCCAUSLAND
EXT. EVIL TOWN
COUNT DRACULA, THE WOLFMAN AND DEATH HAVE WAYNE AND GARTH CORNERED
COUNT DRACULA
SO WHO ARE YOU
GARTH
WAYNE, I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
WAYNE
I KNOW MAN... WAIT IS THAT GUY THE WOLFMAN
GARTH
... YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE LON CHANEY JR
COUNT DRACULA
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WOLFMAN
LET US KILL THEM
GARTH
WELL HE'S THE WOLFMAN BUT WHO'S SHE
DEATH
I AM DEATH
WAYNE
LIKE THE GRIM REAPER
DEATH PUTS HER HAND ON WAYNE'S ARM, WAYNE FALLS TO THE GROUND, DEAD
COUNT DRACULA
RESTORE HIM
DEATH PUTS HER HAND BACK ON WAYNE'S ARM - WAYNE JUMPS UP
GARTH
WAYNE, MAN ARE YOU OK
WAYNE
I THINK I SAW MY GRANDMA
COUNT DRACULA
YOU AMUSE US, WHO ARE YOU
WAYNE
WELL I'M WAYNE AND THIS IS MY FRIEND GARTH, WE'RE JUST HERE VISITING
COUNT DRACULA
VISITING FROM WHERE
GARTH
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN
WAYNE
WE COME FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE
COUNT DRACULA SMILES SINISTERLY
COUNT DRACULA
YOU MUST BE TIRED
WAYNE
WELL, NO WE'RE PRETTY WELL RESTED
COUNT DRACULA
WELL THEN YOU MUST AT LEAST BE HUNGRY
WAYNE
I AM A BIT YEAH
COUNT DRACULA
THEN I INVITE YOU TO MY HOME
INT. CASTLE DRACULA
WAYNE AND GARTH ARE LEAD INTO A OLD ROOM WITH NO FURNITURE IN IT BY WHAT LOOKS LIKE A GOBLIN
ANOTHER GOBLIN COMES INTO THE ROOM WITH TWO PLATES FULL OF POTATO CHIPS, HE GIVES ONE TO WAYNE AND ONE TO GARTH
WAYNE
AH, THANKS
THE GOBLINS LEAVE THE ROOM AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM
GARTH
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY WHO LET US IN HERE
WAYNE
YEAH SOMETHING FAMILIAR
INT. CAMPBELL HOUSE
MORE YEARS THAN YOU WOULD THINK AGO
HALLOWEEN
AN 7 YEAR OLD WAYNE IS SITTING WITH HIS MOM AND WATCHING 1931's DRACULA - WAYNE IS TERRIFIED AND CLINGING TO A PILLOW
INT. ALGAR HOUSE
ONE YEAR EARLIER
HALLOWEEN
6 YEAR OLD GARTH IS WATCHING ELVIRA'S MOVIE MACABRE
ELVIRA
AND NOW... A GOOD MOVIE, FINALLY
GARTH
... OH MY GOD
INT. CASTLE DRACULA
WAYNE AND GARTH
COUNT DRACULA
WAYNE RUNS UP TO THE DOOR AND TRIES TO OPEN IT - IT DOESN'T OPEN
WAYNE AND GARTH SUDDENLY GET THROWN AGAINST THE WALL AND THE DOOR OPENS
DRACULA AND THE WOLFMAN WALK IN TO THE ROOM
DRACULA
NOW THEN HOW DID YOU GET HERE
WAYNE
...
DRACULA
DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A VAMPIRE
WAYNE
YEAH
DRACULA
I WILL DRAIN YOUR BLOOD YOU INSOLENT LITTLE
DEATH (V.O)
COUNT
DRACULA TURNS TO SEE DEATH HOLDING THE BOOK THAT BROUGHT WAYNE AND GARTH TO EVIL TOWN
DEATH
THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN BROUGHT THIS TO ME
DRACULA TAKES THE BOOK OUT OF DEATH'S HAND AND OPENS A PAGE
DRACULA
I CAN'T READ THIS
GARTH
... LET US READ IT FOR YOU
WAYNE
YEAH IT'S IN A CODE ONLY WE KNOW
DRACULA HANDS THE BOOK TO WAYNE
DRACULA
FINE BUT IF YOU BETRAY ME... YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY
WAYNE OPENS A PAGE
WAYNE
KLATTU VERATA NIKTO
AN ORANGE PORTAL OPENS BETWEEN WAYNE AND GARTH AND DRACULA, WOLFMAN AND DEATH
WAYNE AND GARTH RUN AT THE PORTAL AND DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT IT - THE PORTAL CLOSES LEAVING DRACULA AND DEATH BEHIND
DRACULA
DAMN THEM... WHERES LAWRENCE
EXT. PyndingarVILLE
THE ORANGE PORTAL OPENS IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL TOWN, IT'S SNOWING
WAYNE
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK HOME
GARTH
YEAH
A MAN RUNS UP TO WAYNE AND GARTH, HE RIPS HIS RIGHT ARM OFF, BLOOD STARTS POURING OUT OF WHERE IS ARM WAS
MAN
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
THE MAN WALKS AWAY AND ACROSS THE STREET A WOMAN IS FEASTING ON THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF A RED NECK
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